Menacing News
Attention People of Earth: Big Menace Industries is no longer limiting its business to governments and visitors from distant realms. Now, our products are available to the private sector! We are dedicated to helping you dominate the globe (or at least supplying you with the false hope that doing so is possible). We provide many diabolical product development plans: ROBOTS! MONSTERS! KITCHEN SOAP! RAY GUNS! ESCALATORS! As long as it benefits us in the end, we are here to help. Detestably, Big Menace Industries Public Relations



